Here’s my story… every sorting house quiz I’d ever taken (including the one on Pottermore) sorted me to Gryffindor.

But I wanted Slytherin so bad!!!!

So I signed up on Pottermore with a different email address, and got a… drumroll, please… Hufflepuff.

Since that wasn’t Slytherin, so I signed up once again with yet a new email address, and, drumroll again, please, I got sorted into… Ravenclaw…

Now only Slytherin is left, so I figured well, 4th must be the lucky charm!

So I signed up once again, with a new email address (I own a few of those), and rolled the die (took the quiz) for the 4th time, and low and behold… I was back to being sorted into Gryffindor.

I suppose I’m really just not cut out to be ambitious and cunning like the Slytherins… so, Gryffindor it is…

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